That sounded expensive
What are your elected officials doing with all of your tax money?
Embezzling
Asian women in romantic comedies
Only Americans will understand:
Sun setter retractable awning infomercial
IT MAKES OUR PATIO ABOUT 20 DEGREES COOLER
I thought this was satire for a good 5 minutes but apparently it isn’t. Girls! Stop taking selfies and start holding dead fish!
that fish is alive my guy
hmmm
Accidentally tasting peppermint. (via ponzuthecat)
@photo4amber
Dogs on TV always look so stiff. Like they’re supposed to be just sitting there but you can tell that the dog is like “!!!! Am good boy!!! Am hold position!!! Am look off stage at handler!!! Hi handler!!! Ready your finest treats for the good boy!!!”
My favorite are dogs who are supposed to be fierce but are so clearly playing at it. Just dubbing in growls can’t change that butt-wiggle of “I’m doing THE THING and soon I’ll get PRAISE and play with MY TOY”
Yes. This too.
In the Lion the Witch and the Wardobe movie (the one with Tilda Swinton, not the BBC one) the wolves all have CGI tails. Because they’re actually Malamute or Huskie crosses and wouldn’t stop wagging their goddamn tails all the time because they were so excited to be playing with all these nice people on this nice set with their nice handlers just out of shot holding lots of nice sausage.
DM: You open the door and see two creatures -
BARBARIAN: I close the door and don’t see them anymore.